My kids say some pretty hilarious things.  I’ve been told that I used to say hilarious things once, but my parents didn’t write it down and cannot remember even one witty anecdote.  Inspired by YHL’s Clara Conversations, I wanted to share some isms as I collect a critical mass.

Me: (Getting ready for Clue.)  Who are you going to be?
Henry: I’m going to be Colon Mustard!

Mac: (Watching a holiday Nailed It episode) That’s Scrooge McDuck, right?
Henry: Yeah, totally.  Scrooge McDuck.
 I guess that Muppets Christmas Carol really stuck…

Mac: (After practicing several forward rolls)  But the forward roll.  Like what is the point of it?  Is it for entertainment?
I honestly don’t know, buddy.  To look cool in action movies?

Mac: (In a discussion about Duck Tales)  You know.  Jamie, Amy, Famie and Scrooge McDuck.
Nailed it.  Also, just now realizing Scrooge McDuck keeps coming up around here.  Hmm.

Mac: (Discussing Jabba the Hutt)  It is super weird to just kill someone if you don’t like them.  Just tell them to get out of your palace.
Henry: It is a nice treat for the rancor though.

Psst.  Want more hilarity?  Check it out here.